MissouriDeviants

Here's an idea for a major university, Bernard L. Madoff University. Madoff University would have an NCAA team called the Swindlers with its mascot as being a big screw. A big screw would also be Madoff University's trademark. This college would be a 4-year private major university that would thrive on said con artist's financial principles and Jewish morals as it's foundation. I also believe that Madoff University's colours should be the black, white, and blue; the colours of Judaism. The tuition to attend Madoff University would be 3/4 less than that of a traditional major university and 1/2 that of a community college. There would be D'Pascali Hall, the business building; Sorkin Hall, the Law School; Alpern Hall, the Liberal Arts building; Shapiro Hall, the science building; Picower Hall, the athletics building; Squilari Field House; the football stadium, Chaise Field; Buongiorno Field; the baseball stadium, Gunn Performing Arts Center and DeNiro Auditorium, etc..... Squilari Field